Chapter 7
“Well, I
hope that everyone here is having fun with the HX01 unit that has
been assigned to them,” Devon stated at one of our meetings.
“Yep,
I'm having my fun all right,” Philip stated in a raunchy tone,
“Hadn't been so satisfied in a long time. Could replace women as
we know it.”
“Oh I'm
sure you are you pervert,” I shot back, “Gotta love Phil, who can
get a droid, which is not programmed to do that I might add, to jerk
him off.”
“Enough!”
Devon rose his hands to silence the room of the IT chicka and pervert
engineer stand-off. He then continued on, his bony figure hovering
over the table as he continued, “I would like to know if there are
any problems that anyone is having with the HX01.”
“Yeah,
ah,” I started as everyone said they had no problems, “Mine seems
to be awfully chatty, asking questions that are at the philosophical
level. Its rather creepy.”
“Mine
does that too,” Gordon replied, “I just assumed that it was part
of the learning matrix: trying to know as much as possible. Nothing
to worry about.”
“So does
mine,” David piped in, “Mine is really interested in me. I kinda
like it actually.”
“Mine
doesn't do that,” Philip said.
“Oh
really?” I said in a curious tone, “Did you get a special model
or something?”
“No,”
he said, “It tried that on the first day. I merely told it to shut
up. Hasn't done it ever since. God, if only all women were like
this HX01.”
My heart
sank into my stomach. I had thought of that, but I didn't say it,
for Ben somehow felt too human to say something like that too. A
silly thought at the time to think that I cared about the feelings of
a computer.
“I just
don't think that we had to say anything to them,” I explained, “I
mean, its not that they're saying 'I'm sorry I don't understand,
please elaborate'. The other day mine asked me about sex. He asked
me why we think sex is dirty. Why should he care whether or not sex
is dirty?”
“You got
a point Shannon,” Gordon understood, “thought what's wrong with
answering it?”
“Oh
Shannon,” David chimed in a silly voice, “did you call your HX01
a 'he'?”
“No I
didn't,” I replied.
“Yes you
did,” he rebutted, “You said 'he asked me', and 'why should he
care'.”
“I did?”
My mind worked overtime. Did I assign human traits to a robot? The
thought was too much. “I could have sworn I said 'it'” I said
back to them, though now I think about it I had used the pronoun
'he'.
“And you
said while talking about sex,” Philip added in, “You getting
satisfaction from your HX01 unit?”
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